drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
Rough drafts from BBC Sherlock…. I laughed so hard I think i peed.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
It’s a three-stage evolutionary line, and they’re going to be based on
the tiny fluff-ball stage,
the lanky stage,
ad the majestic fluff-ball stage.
That’s where you will get to see everything the water can be.[x]
Mark of the Cosmos - Arden Ellen Nixon
I don’t know why I found this gif of Austin Carlile so amusing…